Our story begins oh so long ago, in a time of raging krakens, calmnot waters, and not-so-nice sea urchins

<t>Character list!<br/> (will be added to later)<br/> Heather Osvaldsdottir: Heather the Merciless<br/> Hiccup's Windwalker: First-mate Ragna Windwalker<br/> The Leg of the Fist: Salty Sea Legs the Kraken Conquerer<br/> Toothless: Phantom of the Bermuda Triangle<br/> SacredFir: Captain Fir Windblown...

*pirate theme song plays*

Snotlout: *begins fighting* ha HA! YES! SEE RUFFNUT darling? See how 'manly' I'm being!

(not Zira but *shrugs*)

WAIT NO DONT THE CHEESE ITS A TRAP

*puts on army cap and smear warpaint on wings*
*runs*
WHY YALL SO FAST WAIT FOR ME
*Forgets that she can fly*
*flies*

*hiccup looks 'round in fear, but puts on a brave face*
(None shalt taketh mine own sweet dram hickory tree(hiccup)

(same question whose Ricardo)

<t>Snotlout: SILENCE, KNAVE! I shall winneth the fair maiden's heart, 'r mine own nameth isn't Snotlout Jorgenson! if 't be true t is yond thee shall winneth instead, may thee beest hath sent to Helheim's gate f'r judgement! and Thor willing, the goddess Hel shall findeth thee guilty of inflicting a...