Cruel Nightmare
Posted: 20 Jun 2014, 20:25
I absolutely hate Hiccup/Toothless, so if you like that pairing, then don't read this.
Hiccup shoved the table out of the way swiftly. His face was hot and red, and his eyes were blazing. A frightful smile covered his face as he stared at the object of his desires. The shirtless young man ran around the room chasing this beauty as it playfully avoided him. The gorgeous creature hid in the closet, but Hiccup knew better. He swung the door open, and stared at the person. The black beast with long flowing hair smiled at him with a devilish smile. Toothless opened his wings up to reveal his naked body and wrapped his wings around Hiccup. The two moved their heads closer and closer, until…
“AHH! AHH! AHH!” The high-pitched scream filled the quiet house. Hiccup sat up sweating and panting in his bed, trying to get the horrific image out of his head. His girlfriend, Astrid, sat up and turned on a lantern that sat on the night stand. She worryingly asked, “Hiccup, what’s wrong?” The young chief realized where he was and shook his head wildly, saying, “Oh Gods! I had a terrible dream about Toothless!” Hearing his name, the alpha night fury jumped down from the rafters and bounded up to his best friend, whimpering to him. Hiccup looked at him and rubbed his head, saying, “Sorry bud, did I wake you?” Suddenly, his mother, Valka, came running into the room, exclaiming, “What happened?” Hiccup rubbed his face, and groaned, “Uh, I had a nightmare about Toothless as a human-looking dragon.” They all looked at him, confused. He continued, “Then…I was trying to…make out with him.” Toothless eyes widen with fright. It was the same look he would have when he saw eels. Hiccup turned to his mother and asked, “Mom, do you think it means anything?” Valka sat down next to him and rubbed his head, saying, “Oh, don’t worry son. It was just a horrible nightmare.” They all sighed with ease. She then added, “I once had a dream like that with Cloudjumper.” Everyone stared at her with dead silence. Cloudjumper, who had come to investigate, widen his eyes fearfully and very slowly descended back down the stairs. Hiccup sprang out of bed and went to the bathroom to vomit. Astrid and Toohtless gazed at the old woman, petrified. She shrugged her shoulders and said, “Well, night children.” Then she walked back down stairs. Astrid and Toothless simply sat there, trying to comprehend everything while listening to Hiccup puke.
Crack-Head Odyssey © Suny Cartoons
Dragons © DreamWorks
Hiccup shoved the table out of the way swiftly. His face was hot and red, and his eyes were blazing. A frightful smile covered his face as he stared at the object of his desires. The shirtless young man ran around the room chasing this beauty as it playfully avoided him. The gorgeous creature hid in the closet, but Hiccup knew better. He swung the door open, and stared at the person. The black beast with long flowing hair smiled at him with a devilish smile. Toothless opened his wings up to reveal his naked body and wrapped his wings around Hiccup. The two moved their heads closer and closer, until…
“AHH! AHH! AHH!” The high-pitched scream filled the quiet house. Hiccup sat up sweating and panting in his bed, trying to get the horrific image out of his head. His girlfriend, Astrid, sat up and turned on a lantern that sat on the night stand. She worryingly asked, “Hiccup, what’s wrong?” The young chief realized where he was and shook his head wildly, saying, “Oh Gods! I had a terrible dream about Toothless!” Hearing his name, the alpha night fury jumped down from the rafters and bounded up to his best friend, whimpering to him. Hiccup looked at him and rubbed his head, saying, “Sorry bud, did I wake you?” Suddenly, his mother, Valka, came running into the room, exclaiming, “What happened?” Hiccup rubbed his face, and groaned, “Uh, I had a nightmare about Toothless as a human-looking dragon.” They all looked at him, confused. He continued, “Then…I was trying to…make out with him.” Toothless eyes widen with fright. It was the same look he would have when he saw eels. Hiccup turned to his mother and asked, “Mom, do you think it means anything?” Valka sat down next to him and rubbed his head, saying, “Oh, don’t worry son. It was just a horrible nightmare.” They all sighed with ease. She then added, “I once had a dream like that with Cloudjumper.” Everyone stared at her with dead silence. Cloudjumper, who had come to investigate, widen his eyes fearfully and very slowly descended back down the stairs. Hiccup sprang out of bed and went to the bathroom to vomit. Astrid and Toohtless gazed at the old woman, petrified. She shrugged her shoulders and said, “Well, night children.” Then she walked back down stairs. Astrid and Toothless simply sat there, trying to comprehend everything while listening to Hiccup puke.
Crack-Head Odyssey © Suny Cartoons
Dragons © DreamWorks