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The Mildew Wedding........... thing.........
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Heather the Berserker 18 Dec 2016, 00:02 Post #51
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I go where no one goes

How bout an old board?
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Tuffnut'sChicken 18 Dec 2016, 00:12 Post #52
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B-BAWK!

Does the board match his teeth? Is it yellow, black, and rotten?
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Heather the Berserker 18 Dec 2016, 00:18 Post #53
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Sure. *holds up an old partly rotten plywood board*
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Tuffnut'sChicken 18 Dec 2016, 00:38 Post #54
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That is a beautiful boat for a beautiful man.
Shall we like, take a rowboat and roast marshmallows over his funeral boat plank as it burns, or something?

And no, it's not that gross. We're just gonna resuscitate him afterward.
Wait -- does a Viking Resuscitation work if you burn the body?
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Zira Shadow 18 Dec 2016, 00:43 Post #55
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Hopefully. *Returns with small, rotten, greenish rowboat* Will this do for that old bag of bones?
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Tuffnut'sChicken 18 Dec 2016, 00:46 Post #56
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It will be beautiful.
*Lays Mildew on rotten board and puts board across rowboat*
Okay, I may be a whole lotta things, but first and foremost, I'm a chicken. And chickens don't have arms. So does someone wanna grab the boat and lug it down to the water?
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DeWhite 18 Dec 2016, 01:53 Post #57
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Sure thing!
*flexes muscles, picks up the boat and runs it down to the water*
*plops it into the water*
There we go! Hey, does anyone have some gunpowder?? We could send this old geezer out with a lovely bang!!
*rubs hands together gleefully*
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Tuffnut'sChicken 18 Dec 2016, 02:00 Post #58
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Gun powder? Ummm... Lemme think.
Ah, yes.
*Uses beak to pull barrel of gunpowder out from under floorboards*
50 pounds... do you think that's enough?
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Heather the Berserker 18 Dec 2016, 13:53 Post #59
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Beautiful.
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Zira Shadow 18 Dec 2016, 19:53 Post #60
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Amazing. Who will have the honor of lighting the fuse?
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