The Mildew Wedding........... thing......... |
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03 Jul 2017, 00:50
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Spoiler: click to toggle (A brief summary of what's happened so far, given to Skyler The Viking in the comments on the lastest article: You may or may not recall the time that DeWhite and I were fangirling over Mildew and therefore we had a roleplay for a wedding. We took it over to the forum where we were both set to marry him but Mildew ended up dying but he wasn't really dead and then he was dead so we decided to have a viking funeral for him but he somehow ended up in the cannon and he was exploded and there were old man bits everywhere and I was hungry but no one let me eat them and then pirates led by Luna came along and tried to kidnap Astrid and then DeWhite who was actually named Vikingy shoved me in the cannon and fired me after them and thank goodness Zira who was actually an unseen guest shape shifted a couple of times and helped me out and we got Astrid back and then we got ready to resusciate Mildew and then we noticed that he had tattoos of the dragon riders on him and he had three thighs and then even more thighs and then all his body parts started multiplying and then in the midst of that the unnoticed shape shifting guest considered starting a company called Sockakes or maybe Sockaches, we're not quite sure which, and then I almost got buried in moldy guts but thankfully Vikingy pulled me out just in time and we assembled the piles and resuscitated him and then decided that we didn't want to marry him after all and considered sending him out to sea but then there was rumbling and then it wasn't actually a screaming death and then there were giant Mildew clones and then Heather (who by the way was a mysterious ninja assassin bog burglar rouge dragon rider dressed all in black) tried to get Eega Beeva to fix his cloning machine to stop cloning Mildew but Eega Beeva couldn't do that so the Mildews of varying sizes kept coming and lots of people kept kicking him but I couldn't on account of short chicken legs and then Eega determined that Pickled Pumkwats were the way to stop the Mildew clones so that's what we used so that the threat was eliminated and then we shot Mildew out of a cannon again but he stayed together this time and flew into the ocean shouting "aaaaaahhhhh" and then Drago came along protesting that it was his line and although he didn't have a girlfriend to marry like we had hoped, he did have a ton of super shiny belt buckles to lighten up the party but they exploded and shredded up Mildew again and then we were going to sweep him up and then Astrid, a blue girl with a yellow helmet, came along and started talkingreallyreallyfastlikethisbecauseshewassoexcited and she saw me and said yum so I hid behind Drago and she tried to show me a fork but I didn't trust her so I ran away and then she saw the cannon and made "old man" who turned out to be both Drago and Mildew go boom boom and then we had to sweep them up and then our shapeshifting friend nominated the first random person going through the woods to be blown up next and poor Eret didn't even know what was going on but Windy who was actually Ragna wouldn't let us do it so then there was a random Eret around and we weren't sure what to do with him and I thought maybe walk him and give him treats but he said he wasn't a pet so we decided that since slave labor was illegal we'd have him marry Ruffnut and we plopped them down and tried to have the ceremony but then Snotlout and Fishlegs came along and gasped but we continued putting a bridal veil on Ruffnut and a groomal veil on Eret and then we plopped them on a ship because that's how you ship people and then they fell into the water and died and then Tuffnut was upset and I don't like it when Tuffnut's upset so I performed the ever-difficult double resuscitation and then Eret jumped into the water again so Zira used a fishing pole to get him back up and then I dragged Hiccup from under a rock to help her and then we dragged the rest of the riders from under the RTAAMDOE (Rock That's Apparently A Magical Dispenser Of Everything) to help get Eret back but he crawled out of the water all by himself and then the ceremony went on until Snotlout declared a challenge on Eret and Eret tried to walk away but he was lassoed back and they started battling with safety scissors as the rest of us sat back and watched and gasped at the horror of the tiny cuts and slight bruises and that continued for awhile and the blue girl tried to steal me for lunch but thankfully that didn't work and they kept battling until there was a giant nose sniffing them and then giant eyes came along too and then a whole face and then a body and legs and all that and the legs were purple and the feet were a different shade of purple but the toes were yellow and Night Fury black which Tuffnut didn't like and then the whole figure appeared and morphed together and was wearing a red and blue flight suit and then the blue girl hugged it and the figure looked confused. And that brings us up to the last post, yesterday afternoon.)
*hugs other leg with my wings*
Giant: *starts spinning around*
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Zira Shadow
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03 Jul 2017, 19:04
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Skrill
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WHAT
WHAT
WAHT
GIANT MAN
EMERGENCY MODE ACTIVATED
PREPARING TO CLIMB GIANT
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Sister in arms of the forgotten disaster branch, Saturn Starlings
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fearlessastrid
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03 Jul 2017, 23:27
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Somewheeeere over the rainbooow
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No!*throws random stuff out of nowhere at chicken* mineminemineminemineminemine,itismine!*glares at anyone who comes close to the giant man*
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*to the tune of 60’s Batman theme* nanananananana ASTRIIID
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Heather the Berserker
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05 Jul 2017, 12:42
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I go where no one goes
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DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!! *charges giant with axe*
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Bear the flame
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fearlessastrid
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05 Jul 2017, 16:17
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Somewheeeere over the rainbooow
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NO!Mydaddymine!!!*hugs giant foot tighter*
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*to the tune of 60’s Batman theme* nanananananana ASTRIIID
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Zira Shadow
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05 Jul 2017, 17:52
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Skrill
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*climbing the giant back*
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Tuffnut'sChicken
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06 Jul 2017, 17:29
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Giant: I'm just here to deliver a message... from Viggo.
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Clouds of corn
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Zira Shadow
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06 Jul 2017, 17:47
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Skrill
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VIGGO! HE CAN'T CRASH OUR WEDDING PARTY!!!!!!!!! THAT JERK!
...Wait, didn't he die?
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06 Jul 2017, 18:07
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Somewheeeere over the rainbooow
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*shrug*maybehewasressurectedisn'tthatwhatwe'redoing?*blinks*I wantblueberry
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*to the tune of 60’s Batman theme* nanananananana ASTRIIID
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Zira Shadow
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07 Jul 2017, 18:07
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Herehaveblueberry *passes you a giant blueberry from the dessert table*
Butwedidn'tresurrectViggodidwe?
Ahwhatever
LETSHEARTHEMESSAGERANDOMGIANTDUDE
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