Berk's Forumvine

Guest: *smirks* How about I get that food now? The Viking Wedding/Funeral/Party/Resuscitation/Wedding-again/maybe-a-couple-more-funerals/whatever-else-this-is should start soon. *walks out, still smirking*

BRIDESmaids??
there will be five XD

*Guest returns with enough food for a Viking Wedding/Funeral/Party/Resuscitation/Wedding-again/maybe-a-couple-more-funerals/whatever-else-this-is and dumps it on a table* Who said anything about bridesmaids? First we need to determine who's getting married to who.
(This...is...sooooo...messed...up)

did I not already day?
oh well...
HIccup and Astrid

Question...
Do Hiccup and Astrid know about this?

Or is this a Viking Wedding/Funeral/Party/Resuscitation/Wedding-again/maybe-a-couple-more-funerals/whatever-else-this-is/kidnapping/forcing-a-marriage?

I'm good with it either way.

Guest: Uh...let's leave Hiccstrid out of this. Any other couples you'd like to suggest? *looks pointedly at Chicken* Like, maybe CHICKENS instead of us unworthy Vikings?

Puh-leaze, dahling. This ceremony isn't fancy enough for a wedding with two chickens involved.
If you want, I can get in contact with Drago or maybe Viggo and see if either of them has a pretty Viking lady friend they want to marry at this Viking Wedding/Funeral/Party/Resuscitation/Wedding-again/maybe-a-couple-more-funerals/whatever-else-this-is.
Whaddya say, should I send them terror mail?

Uh...why not? *Discreetly prepares the puke bucket* Go for it, Chicken!

*Sends terror mail*
It's just occurred to me that Mildew's still laying here on the floor...
Anybody want to start digging?
Or shall we send him off in a ship?
This is so much fun!

*tries not to gag* I...have an old, disgusting ship we can use in his honor.
*goes to steer ship to funeral beach*