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Attack On Switzerland
Posted: 14 May 2017, 13:12
by Team Astrid
Guys, guys, let's stay on track!
We have some chocolate to rob! Switzerlands to invade! Globs of cheese to eat! Ricardo-rams to, well, ram!
Wave 1, go? Ricardo and Chicken can lead.
Attack On Switzerland
Posted: 14 May 2017, 13:15
by Tuffnut'sChicken
Righteo, let's go! Grab a battering ram, troops! We're off!
Attack On Switzerland
Posted: 14 May 2017, 14:33
by Zira Shadow
Wave 2! Station yourselves within the chocolate factory...
*inside the chocolate factory* *whispers* Remember, knock out all the customers. Act professional!
*steals the places of chocolate factory workers* *watches the people outside run screaming into the candy shop, bringing reports of a fearsome chicken army*
Attack On Switzerland
Posted: 14 May 2017, 15:04
by Tuffnut'sChicken
Bwakahahahaha! Beware, Switzerland! The cheese and the chocolate shall soon be ours!
*calls up the Swiss media so they can report it on the news and further spread the panic of the chocolate and cheese going missing*
Attack On Switzerland
Posted: 14 May 2017, 15:10
by Zira Shadow
*pelts people with pieces of chocolate form within the shop and knocks them out* OKAY, THAT'S EVERYONE! GRAB THE CHOCOLATES AND RUN!
*checks first chocolate company off list so it now looks like:
Confiserie Arn
Favarger
Du Rhône Chocolatier
Teuscher
Auer Chocolatier*
(lol I literally searched this up - the top 5 chocolate shops in Switzerland, according to some article)
Attack On Switzerland
Posted: 14 May 2017, 17:40
by Heather the Berserker
WAIT FER MEEEE!!!! *comes charging in yelling the berserker warcry*
Attack On Switzerland
Posted: 14 May 2017, 19:59
by Fisheggs
*takes sweatshirt off and fills it with chocolate*
*shoves chocolate in mouth*
*picks up Chicken and fills her with chocolate*
TO FAVARGER, EVERYONE! WE'VE GOTTA BE FASTER THAN THE POLICE!
Attack On Switzerland
Posted: 15 May 2017, 14:26
by Watercressed Lunatic
*puts on army cap and smear warpaint on wings*
*runs*
WHY YALL SO FAST WAIT FOR ME
*Forgets that she can fly*
*flies*
Attack On Switzerland
Posted: 19 May 2017, 17:13
by Team Astrid
DON'T FOLLOW THE LIST TOP TO BOTTOM, THEY'RE GONNA FIGURE OUT OUR PATH!!
*sprints after everyone*
To Folkvanger, or whatever! CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!
Attack On Switzerland
Posted: 20 May 2017, 17:41
by Zira Shadow
YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! *bursts into Favarger using Ricardo-ram, Chicken's brother, and the deep-fried-in-pancake-batter ram* *points dragons at the chocolates* SURRENDER YOUR CHOCOLATES!!!!
*realizes she is talking to an empty shop* Oh well.....*grabs the chocolates*
*in the sky, as a floating hologram above the Grapeviner's heads*
Confiserie Arn
Favarger
Du Rhône Chocolatier
Teuscher
Auer Chocolatier