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YESSS!!!
*grabs stilts so I can reach the pedals*
*revs up RV*
Everybody onboard?
*does a headcount*
Yep, we're all here! Off we go... to ALASKA!

...land of man-eating polar bears.

ALRIGHT!! 8D But, *looks at the dashboard* we'll have to stop for gas first. Or we could see how this thing runs on Nightmare gel...

How are we going to find a place to get gas? I don't know about you, but I think there are some people who would.... freak out seeing a chicken driving an RV that has many humans and dragons and who-knows-what-else in and on it.

Why is this RV so backwards to use gas? Hydrogen fuel cells are where it's at... I can fly some from Australia when necessary.

Hmm, it's hard to say. Gasoline? Too obvious. Nightmare gel? Too volatile. Hydrogen fuel cells? Not set up for them.
*grins excitedly*
Let's use all three!
*pours gas into tank*
*pours Nightmare gel into tank*
*dumps hydrogen fuel cells into tank*
Now let's see how this works.
*turns key*
*RV turns on, the engine humming beautifully*
Not bad at all. Now just a little gas....
*RV springs up and hurtles through air at truly haphazard speeds*
WEEEEAAAHAHHAAAEEEEEEEEEAAA WE'LL BE IN ALASKA IN NO TIME!

*Sings* Let the wind carry us, Through the clouds, hurry up, Alright!!

*Smirks mischievously* You know, at this speed we're never going to get there in time. Step on the gas harder!

*unstraps stilts*
*jumps on gas with whole body*
*RV jolts faster to supersonic speeds*

Ummmmm... I think someone should probably grab the wheel.

Looks like Firelash has that covered. And now we have a very unique, roasted-looking steering wheel. Cool!

When did Firelash learn how to steer??

Is now really the time to be asking??