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The Mildew Wedding........... thing.........
Topic Started: 02 Jan 2017, 14:26 (83681 Views)
Heather the Berserker
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I go where no one goes

They'd never been washed. The best.
Bear the flame
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Tuffnut'sChicken
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B-BAWK!

*Takes bite of sock cake*
Mmmm, delicious.
All these old man bits still scattered around. What do we do with them until we resuscitate him?

(I like Sockakes for a company. Unless you want a pharmaceutical company selling sock-flavored headache medicine, in which case Sockaches is better. Good luck on your new entrepreneuring adventure!)
Clouds of corn <3
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DeWhite
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Dragon Not Egg

*returns to the beach and leaps off Sardine*
Let's gather them all into a big pile. We may as well begin the magnificent resuscitation now!
*looks around*
Everyone gather up as many old man bits as you can find! There are a few particular parts we absolutely need before we begin.
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Zira Shadow
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(XD)
*Gathering old man bits* *Picks up stomach* Did Mildew spend a lot of time eating cheese-covered chess sets wrapped in numerous plastic bags? There seem to be a lot of those lying around near his stomach. Maybe after the festivities we could all join in a friendly match of Giant (and Very Cheesy) Chess?
Sister in arms of the forgotten disaster branch, Saturn Starlings
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Tuffnut'sChicken
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B-BAWK!

I dunno. I only play chess if the winner gets to execute the loser, but no one else seems to like that.
*examines a shoulder*
Oh, wow, who would've thought the old guy had a tattoo of Snotlout?
Clouds of corn <3
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Zira Shadow
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(Execute the loser? I wonder why...XD)
Perhaps an attempt at voodo? Or a secret Snotlout obsession? Sadly, we shall never know.
*Examines shoulder carefully*
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Watercressed Lunatic
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I do not want a world without Toothless...

*cannot breath due to gag*
*faints*
(I just skimmed through this really fast, I still dont get the VenomWing...)
"One of the most beautiful qualities of friendship is to understand and be understood."
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Tuffnut'sChicken
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B-BAWK!

Oh. Whoops. Did we just leave her during that whole time?
*Removes gag and dumps some water on your head to try to revive you*
C'mon, you've got to recover. Please recover! I'm begging you! You've just GOT to!
...We need your help stacking up the old man bits.

( :P )
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Watercressed Lunatic
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I do not want a world without Toothless...

*wakes up to the smell of dead elder carcess*
*is gaspiung for breath*
WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO GAG MY NOSE TOO??
(XD)
"One of the most beautiful qualities of friendship is to understand and be understood."
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Zira Shadow
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"Umm...no clue. But look at these crazy tattoos! He has one for almost every dragon rider! I think..."
*lowers voice* "I think Mildew was a voodoo master."
(XD)
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