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The Mildew Wedding........... thing.........
Topic Started: 11 Jan 2017, 21:39 (83726 Views)
Tuffnut'sChicken
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B-BAWK!

*Starts picking up old man thighs*
Wow... this thigh has a tattoo of Stoick.
This thigh has a tattoo of Gobber.
This thigh has a tattoo of Dagur --
Wait.
*Counts the thighs*
Guys, there's three legs. We really didn't know much about Ol' Smelly-Pants, did we?
Hmm... Especially not about his pants.
Clouds of corn <3
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Zira Shadow
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Skrill

Not at all...and I'm beginning to wonder just how much this old man had to hide...
*Begins starting a full-scale detective investigation without stopping to think about old men and their weird tics*
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Heather the Berserker
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I go where no one goes

How many more legs does did he have?!
(ROFL)
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Watercressed Lunatic
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I do not want a world without Toothless...

*counts*
he just might be a septopus....
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Zira Shadow
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Gods, Mildew had a reaaally fascinating secret life-he has three different tattoos of Fungus! Talk about shepherd dedication!
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Tuffnut'sChicken
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B-BAWK!

Okay, this is driving me crazy, with all these delicious old man bits lying around and not being able to snack on them. Let's just get this resuscitation started.
*starts stacking up his many, many legs*
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Zira Shadow
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*helps Chicken stack up the many, many legs, then moves on to the many, many, arms and then the many, many heads and then the many, many torsos and so on*
*Pauses suddenly*
Guys...what if Mildew could clone himself using the Riders? It explains the voodoo tattoos and Mildew's need to make people miserable and even the fact that these things are multiplying quicker than I'd though possible?
What if we need to Resuscitate him now to stop the cloning process?
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Tuffnut'sChicken
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B-BAWK!

You have a good point there. I don't remember old Stinky-Guts having so many... guts.
*stares in horror at the growing pile of kidneys*
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I do not want a world without Toothless...

Thor save me from this war of clones...
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Zira Shadow
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(lol I read that as 'glowing pile of kidneys')
RESUSCITATE HIM! QUICK! QUICKKKK!!!!!!! BEFORE WE DROWN IN OLD MAN BITS!!!! SOMEONE GET (insert Dagur's name here), SHE KNOWS HOW TO DO IT PROPERLY!!!
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