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The Mildew Wedding........... thing.........
Topic Started: 14 Jan 2017, 01:19 (83706 Views)
Heather the Berserker
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I go where no one goes

Ew, now they're glowing?!
(we can call her either DeWhite or George, I guess lol)
Bear the flame
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Tuffnut'sChicken
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B-BAWK!

*The now glowing old man bits continue to multiply*
Help! Help! I'm gonna be buried soon! I wish chickens weren't so short!
*stands on little chicken tiptoes and stretches little chicken neck up to avoid being suffocated by the ever-growing pile of spleens*
Clouds of corn <3
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DeWhite
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Dragon Not Egg

(Oh, yeah, sure. DeWhite or George is fine. I have no idea what my "girl name" would be. =P Something .. vikingy, I guess??)

*emerges from behind a huge pile of arms, staggering under the weight of a large sac*
Ok, are we .. ugh .. ready??
*manages to tip the sac up and shakes the clusters of fingers and toes out onto the bigger pile*
*gasps*
Chicken!!
*reaches down into the mess and pulls out Chicken from under an especially large backside*
Guys .. *begins to dust off Chicken* .. we better get this over with quickly. Something's gone VERY wrong. Not only are they multiplying and glowing .. *stares in disgust at the surrounding piles* .. but they're also getting bigger.
*places Chicken down gently*
LET'S BEGIN THE VIKING RESUSCITATION!!!
*pulls out what looks like a huge slingshot and holds it up*
*fills the pouch with what appears to be a sort of liquid*
It's Viking Resuscitation Cider. I carry it with me wherever I go. Just in case. Now .. stand back. I have to get this just right ..
*takes a few steps back and aims*
Ready ..
*pulls the sling back*
.. FIRE!!
*releases the sling and a ball of VRC shoots up into the air, exploding over the pile, and showering everyone in juice*
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Tuffnut'sChicken
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B-BAWK!

*squawks in surprise as the glowing old man bits begin to condense themselves*
Clouds of corn <3
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Zira Shadow
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(Yes, Dagur. Your name is now 'Vikingy')
The old man bits stop glowing and growing, disappearing until there's only one set of old man bits left, which begin to re-form into Mildew.
(Wonderful. I've always wondered what Resuscitations have that makes them able to bring people back from the dead. Very well done...Vikingy)
Sister in arms of the forgotten disaster branch, Saturn Starlings
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Tuffnut'sChicken
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B-BAWK!

*The old man bits make delightful squwelchy sounds as they take shape*
Y'know, guys, we wouldn't have had so much trouble if I could've snacked on him.
*gives the now-almost reformed Mildew a funny chicken-look*
Clouds of corn <3
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Zira Shadow
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OH NO YOU DON'T CHICKEN! We gotta save this old man so that he can get married and play two or whatever! Besides, you can eat him once you get married, if you want.
Oh, and what about this Terror Mail from Drago? He's determined that he will be coming to the marriage ceremony with a bride...
(lol Anyone remember that?)
Sister in arms of the forgotten disaster branch, Saturn Starlings
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Tuffnut'sChicken
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B-BAWK!

Oh. Yeah. I changed my mind, Drago's bride can take my place. I'm sure Drago won't mind.
Or we could, like, shove the old geezer out to sea once we resuscitate him all the way.
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Zira Shadow
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Or Vikingy could get married to him....
...What says you, Vikingy?
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DeWhite
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(>.> Thanks very much, Zira. XD)

*looks around in disgust*
No thanks. Don't think I could stomach it after seeing all of his disassembled parts ..
*halts mid-gag and stares at Mildew's now-back-to-normal body as it begins to mutter something*
Huzzah! He lives!
*puts away the slingshot*
The Viking Resuscitation is complete!
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