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The Mildew Wedding........... thing.........
Topic Started: 18 Jan 2017, 18:01 (83747 Views)
Watercressed Lunatic
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I do not want a world without Toothless...

PICKLED PUMKWATS WHERE ARE WE GONNA FIND PICKLED PUMQUATS???
(I have no idea how it came to this.)
"One of the most beautiful qualities of friendship is to understand and be understood."
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Zira Shadow
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Skrill

(Yeah, I agree)
I HAVE THE PICKLES!!!!!!!
*Steps forward, dramatically flourishing a jar of pickled kumquats*
*Suddenly kicks a Minidew in the gronk-nuks then continues holding up the pickle jar, their beacon of hope* (The kicking thing is becoming quite a trend...)
XD XD XD
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Heather the Berserker
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Eega: Pyum!
Is that gonna be enough? I think we need more...
Eega: I pguess I could psafrice some of pmine... *he pulls several score jars of pickled kumquats out of his magic pockets* I still have plenty pleft.
Good! What, do we just... throw them or something?
Eega: *shrugs*
*I throw a pickled kumquat at a Mildew while kicking another in the gronknuks* (because it's a thing XD)
Bear the flame
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Tuffnut'sChicken
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B-BAWK!

*Breaks from RP to Google who this Eega guy is and what pickled kumquats are*
*Returns to RP*

Ii'e ee oome of oose iicled uum'ats!
*Spits out cutlass*
Give me some of those pickled kumquats!
*Grabs jar in beak and throws them at a Mildew*
*Does not try to kick a Mildew due to short chicken-legs*
*Instead, hurls another jar*
Clouds of corn <3
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Zira Shadow
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*Throws more picked kumquats* Look! They're turning into crayons!
*Throws a PK at a particularly red-faced Mildew Clone and watches with satisfaction as he turns into a crimson crayon*
The Mildew clones keep coming. More kumquats are thrown.
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Tuffnut'sChicken
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B-BAWK!

*Throws some pickled kumquats at a tiny Mildew and watches him turn into a purple crayon*
*picks up crayon*
*draws very long line*
This is where I draw the line, clones! Come no further! We will defend my beautiful line at all costs!
Clouds of corn <3
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Zira Shadow
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Finally, there are only two Mildews left: A giant and a normal-size.
*Throws a kumquat at normal-size one and watches in dismay as the kumquat splatters all over the Mildew but does no damage*
*Giant Mildew turns into an asparagus crayon*
*Handcuffs Mildew* *Thinks about it, then leg-cuffs Mildew as well and stuffs him into a cannon*
Well, if he's evil, we can blow him up and Chicken can have her snack, right?
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Tuffnut'sChicken
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B-BAWK!

Sounds good to me!
Clouds of corn <3
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Zira Shadow
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Alright! *lights fuse*
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Watercressed Lunatic
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I do not want a world without Toothless...

"FIRE!
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