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| The Mildew Wedding........... thing......... | |
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| Topic Started: 18 Dec 2016, 00:02 (119825 Views) | |
| Heather the Berserker | 18 Dec 2016, 00:02 Post #51 |
I go where no one goes
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How bout an old board? |
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| Tuffnut'sChicken | 18 Dec 2016, 00:12 Post #52 |
B-BAWK!
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Does the board match his teeth? Is it yellow, black, and rotten? |
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| Heather the Berserker | 18 Dec 2016, 00:18 Post #53 |
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I go where no one goes
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Sure. *holds up an old partly rotten plywood board* |
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| Tuffnut'sChicken | 18 Dec 2016, 00:38 Post #54 |
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B-BAWK!
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That is a beautiful boat for a beautiful man. Shall we like, take a rowboat and roast marshmallows over his funeral boat plank as it burns, or something? And no, it's not that gross. We're just gonna resuscitate him afterward. Wait -- does a Viking Resuscitation work if you burn the body? |
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| Zira Shadow | 18 Dec 2016, 00:43 Post #55 |
Skrill
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Hopefully. *Returns with small, rotten, greenish rowboat* Will this do for that old bag of bones? |
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| Tuffnut'sChicken | 18 Dec 2016, 00:46 Post #56 |
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B-BAWK!
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It will be beautiful. *Lays Mildew on rotten board and puts board across rowboat* Okay, I may be a whole lotta things, but first and foremost, I'm a chicken. And chickens don't have arms. So does someone wanna grab the boat and lug it down to the water? |
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| DeWhite | 18 Dec 2016, 01:53 Post #57 |
Dragon Not Egg
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Sure thing! *flexes muscles, picks up the boat and runs it down to the water* *plops it into the water* There we go! Hey, does anyone have some gunpowder?? We could send this old geezer out with a lovely bang!! *rubs hands together gleefully* |
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| Tuffnut'sChicken | 18 Dec 2016, 02:00 Post #58 |
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B-BAWK!
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Gun powder? Ummm... Lemme think. Ah, yes. *Uses beak to pull barrel of gunpowder out from under floorboards* 50 pounds... do you think that's enough? |
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| Heather the Berserker | 18 Dec 2016, 13:53 Post #59 |
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I go where no one goes
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Beautiful. |
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| Zira Shadow | 18 Dec 2016, 19:53 Post #60 |
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Skrill
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Amazing. Who will have the honor of lighting the fuse? |
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